Welcome to Frost Heaves: You can’t get there from here!
In the grand tradition of Bert and I, Mark Twain, and Lake Wobegon comes Welcome to Frost Heaves, a collection of semi-true tales, rumors, and outright lies from the most under-appreciated town in New Hampshire as told by Fred Marple, the town’s unofficial spokesman. From town meeting to the town dump, Frost Heaves is every small New England town you’ve ever visited, and a few you probably don’t want to. Readers have called it “absolutely hilarious,” “nonstop laughter,” and “a funny, witty, warm and wise book.”
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Udder Nonsense: More Tales from Frost Heaves
Fred Marple returns with another collection of hilarious tales from Frost Heaves. The Loon Lodge’s fundraiser goes awry thanks to a flock of uncooperative ducks. A prize sow thwarts young Albert Cooper’s plans for romance. Millard Tuttle rescues Santa Claus, thanks to a baking mishap. A bingo champ meets her match in a talkative visitor, and Pastor Woodstead thinks it may be time to hang up his collar. All this and more, including News Nuggets of happenings in town and items from everyone’s favorite reading, the police report.
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